Reason Why I Am A One Animal Person

Animals love me. They want to be near me...on me...under me. Whatever they can get. Our cute kitty Cheeseburger learned that the hard way when she lasted a week before I caught kitty claustrophobia and insisted on taking her back to the shelter (sorry).

For everyone's future reference, I enjoy having one singular pet. The above picture is proof that any more is just awful. You can see my toes in the picture. Through inference you can guess that ALL three (3) dogs are playing DIRECTLY under me. They have no sense of personal space. And like them as I may, I have a low animal tolerance.